You work out of a Hotel?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Randomize
