Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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