so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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