Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Dick very happy bro
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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