awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
