She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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