Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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