I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
third nipple confirmed
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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