He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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