Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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