You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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