some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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