No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
