So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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