Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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