So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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