I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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