Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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