That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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