At least make sure they are 18
Why
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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