i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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