You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
foreskin is a definite game changer
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
