I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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