haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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