The maid of honor just puked.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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