Everything about him screamed your future.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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