I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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