the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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