I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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