I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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