I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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