i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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