We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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