How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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