we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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