That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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