so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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