Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
