so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
