I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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