My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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