Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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