Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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