Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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