Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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