It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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