doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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