I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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