You were right. It hurts to walk today.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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