P.S. I can't hear my feet
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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