No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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