You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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